Full Name: Athena Jolie Sigurdson
Date Born: September 2nd, 2007.
Death: not yet
Spouse: Its complicated
Athena Jolie Sigurdson was born on September 2nd, 2007, in Winnipeg Manitoba. At a young age Athena enjoyed binge watching the Night Garden and playing with My Little Ponies. At her current age (13), Athena still enjoys The Night Garden, but minus My Little Ponies. Athena has yet to get a job, but she helps out at home by doing laundry, dishes, cleaning, and the occasional supper- making. Staying on the topic of food, some of Athena’s favourite foods are fettuccine and salad.
As for hobbies… Athena has little to none, but the few she has consist of procrastinating, sleeping, Wattpad, and my all-time favourite, her Marvel obsession. Fun little fact, Athena finished the original 23 Marvel movies in under a week, that plays out to about 50 hours or 2 days and 2 hours of straight movies! Some of Athena’s favourite Marvel things are Sebastian Stan, (James Bucky Barnes). You know what, let’s just say all the marvel men!
Athena also likes her baby cousin, and I believe she likes school, but every so often I can be convinced otherwise. I also believe Athena likes her friends, and most of the time her family, but her brothers get on her nerves. In all honesty it wouldn’t be a family if you don’t anger each other every once and a while. Am I right?
Athena has grown up with two brothers in the sibling department, and two parents in the guardian section. Athena also has two dogs, but she doesn’t like them very much, so we don’t speak about them (even though they are really cute!).
Athena has lived in Arborg her whole life and in this small town she spends most of her time indoors, on her phone, away from the outside world. Every so often she gets outside and is forced, I meant ‘chooses,’ to take the dogs for a walk. Or she even enjoys a quad ride from time to time.
Athena has asthma and allergies if you didn’t already know, this means please don’t bring fish or any type of nut into the school as I really don’t want a dead friend!
In conclusion to Athena’s amazingly boring biography she is not yet dead, in fact she is actually very well and sitting behind me. Athena is in mint physical condition, but I think her Marvel obsession may have taken a toll on her mental well-being. As for recent news on her Athena has tried her hand in softball and almost broke it. She has also tried to play baseball at break, but sadly gets ‘out’ almost every time.
Hopefully, Athena lives for many more years and stays happy and semi mentally sound!